Posted in Uncategorized 10. Jul, 2011
Hello! I see that you are interested in becoming a zombie killer. Congrats! Now, please realize that this is purely for fun. I am not a certified Zombie Killing Instructor. But….. i can act like one lol. So let’s begin.
Lesson 1: Always Have Your Weapons Ready
Lesson 2: Always Stay With Your Partner
Lesson 3: Aim For The Head
Lesson 4: Always Be On Your Guard
Lesson 5: Stay Away From Large Groups
Lesson 6: Be Able To Run Fast
Lesson 7: Practice Makes Perfect
Lesson 8: Don’t Get Bitten
Congrats! Your now Certified!